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The Deviantart Popularity by sleepless The Deviantart Popularity by sleepless
This is the Alternative guide to Deviantart popularity. For those of you who think mynameiznate's tutorial takes too much time and effort, this is a quick and easy way to become popular on our green site. Comments are MUCH appreciated; I have not tried submitting an essay on this scale before :) (Smile)
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:iconnyogu:
nyogu Featured By Owner May 18, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I can't see it?
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phoenix- Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2003
Wow, you are very good, etc. Hug
Extremely funny :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin)

I got boobies in one of my deviations, go check. And I must do something about Hitler...
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ohxohx Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2002
gotta re-submit my stuff... with the boobs.
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xshock Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2002
hahaha, wow, how the hell did I miss this when it came out? :o (Eek)
besides the great humour and entertainment value, this was very well written. /me applauds slowly, like evil heroes in movies :) (Smile)
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digitalcancer Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2002
HAHAHA. Laughing my ass off! For the most part that's all very true. Thumbs Up
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rebelchic Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2002
Muahahaha.

Now I know!
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simba Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2002
Nice. ;) (Wink)
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delici0us Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2002
boobies: what deviantART Logo is all about.


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" you laugh at me because i'm different, i laugh at you because you're all the same "

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:iconspycer:
spycer Featured By Owner May 16, 2002  Hobbyist Writer
genious. but you knew that.
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peanut oil is what things are cooked in...
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:iconmental:
mental Featured By Owner May 2, 2002  Professional Photographer
*sigh*

It's funny because it's true!

Great work.
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hesitation Featured By Owner May 2, 2002  Hobbyist Photographer
The more I live on devart, the more proofs for those rules i find
heh

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Kiss lots of love off the hezy Kiss
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cranial-bore Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2002  Hobbyist Digital Artist
very clever indeed. It seemed to slip from truth to comic relief very fluently and frequently.
Although, it can't be that good as there wasn't a single grungy blue boob in the whole essay =D (Big Grin)

I'm glad to have found that on my hard drive tonight !

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see me in a polar bear suit ?
http://www.sphosting.com/orangegfx/polar bear/pics.html
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stotty Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2002
Damn. Had to change my deviant ID and my icon to blue.. I am NOT getting my pecks out for nobody though...

Well put together piece - thanks.
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I must open this keyboard up and donate something to the museum.
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foxgguy2001 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2002  Professional Digital Artist
lol this thing is STILL funny...this one deff gonna last...i'll be back again next month for a good laugh, and te re-read a needed lesson.
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(Nod :Foxgguy2001::) (Smile) )
((www.3extreme.cjb.net))
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olya Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2002  Hobbyist Photographer
:? (Confused)
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always remember that life is a cCookie Cookie kie
· http://www.fourbysix.com · · · · · [4x6] · · · ·
· http://www.kwanstudios.com · · [kwan studios] ·
· http://olya.putergod.net · · · [personal] · · ·
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olya Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2002  Hobbyist Photographer
its deep art. ;?
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always remember that life is a cCookie Cookie kie
· http://www.fourbysix.com · · · · · [4x6] · · · ·
· http://www.kwanstudios.com · · [kwan studios] ·
· http://olya.putergod.net · · · [personal] · · ·
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splat Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2002  Professional Interface Designer
Wow, I love the way you juxtaposed the beautiful with the horrible. That was deep.

=) (Smile)
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foxgguy2001 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2002  Professional Digital Artist
hahaha, I just started reading over this piece and i'm already laughing my ass off. Can i say ass? lol i'm still a n00b i guess, gonna jet now. So in the owrds of what i like to call "cool people"
"LATE"
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(Nod :Foxgguy2001::) (Smile) )
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wytch Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2002
mine too .... :? (Confused) oddness!
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Black Rose
Wanna see my etchings:? (Confused)
http://wytch.deviantart.com/gallery
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olya Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2002  Hobbyist Photographer
this appeared in my devwatch again. :o (Eek)
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always remember that life is a cCookie Cookie kie
· http://www.fourbysix.com · · · · · [4x6] · · · ·
· http://www.kwanstudios.com · · [kwan studios] ·
· http://olya.putergod.net · · · [personal] · · ·
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ekud Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2002  Professional Digital Artist
im reading through this and finding points i disagree with... as a deviant with at least some small notoriety on this site, i feel somewhat justified in opening ym mouth =) (Smile)

a) blue: my pieces are whatever color i damn well like, rarely blue
b) they arent grungey
c) they are original
d) i've never used 3dsm

those are my issues. you're 100% right about boobies thoug =) (Smile)

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puyolin Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2002
!!!
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in my nothing, you meant everything, everything to me.
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chudesataya Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2002
I was just so BORED, during my school lunchtime, but where did you get those ideas from?
I mean, I'm accused that you have no time left for anything else but me and see, I've been at school for only one week, and the results are just OUTRAGEOUS! I mean, this "BOOBS" word over and over again, make me feel, you know... well, you know, just like legs and bum...
No shit, it's amazing, and I don't know what inspired you but very very very very very very AMAZING...
Can you write a guide of how to become popular at:
a) work
b) school
c) bed
Erm... can't think of anything else now...
I'm completely exhausted and this whole smart schoo,thing already bugs me, I mean, come on I'm tired, no, not like tired that I'm falling asleep during the lessons, but I have sleep deprivation (how cool is this word, learnt it during Legal Studies lesson)...
Another thing, for all deviants, this guy has some great work in process... Ti daleko poydesh, glavnoe ne dal'she chem hotyat' nekotorie (Russian)...
And yes, Valerie loves you too...
Truly madly deeply...

~ I'm so DEAD straight!
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And the whole world is not enough...
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iridium Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2002
I see no boobies in this here tutorial... and way too much text... you know that scares off all the shallow-minded ones, (about 80%) .... so you can forget about tons of comments on this :P (Razz) how ironic :P (Razz)


I LOVE this, freaking hiliarity.
/add/fav!
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fae13 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002
oh oh oh! *bigbiggiggles*
this is fantastic!!!
super duper creative:P (Razz)
-fae13
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MatthewWarlick Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002  Professional General Artist
rotfl

wErd.


my wecam's blue & grungy...

no boobies though...

=/

...."that's so deep..."

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greg47 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002
Excelent satirical piece. I love the way the beautiful is.......

What's truly frightening about this is IT REALLY DOES WORK! It's been proven. You'll never get deviousness, but you'll have a ton of publicity.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else!

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php? id=162025
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hesitation Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002  Hobbyist Photographer
boobies, boobies!
blue, blue!
jark (deviantART Co-Founder) is the best!
and so is matteo (deviantART Co-Founder) !

oh
yea
about the tutorial...
it's very well done.
I love your style, Stalker.
Sleepless, that is.
I just enjoy reading whatever you write.
I would be really glad if you submited more prose. Nod
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Eyes I know what you are thinking Eyes
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fredthetree Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002
lol! great tutorial :) (Smile)
by the way: i have boobies on my webcam!
lol j/k....
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biohazardpfoten Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002
hey there precious ... i'm wearing that bible belt right now .. i would have been laughing but my bad breath might dissolve you *spits out a tooth*
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Flame biopfoten Flame
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didnt bring a gift? take a hostage
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7th Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002
Kewl stuff :) (Smile)
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stickyrice Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002
LMAO ... the funniest thing i've read in a while ...

oh, and i love the way the beautiful is juxtaposed with the horrible. It's deep ...

/me adds to favourites
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himynameiznate Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL...

It takes a certain perception and intelligence to do satirical comedy well, and youve got it. This was hilarious. Well done, especially when so much could have gone wrong. And I know it works, cus it got me to comment on it :) (Smile)

Thanks for sharing man.
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»nate..
shift²².com
´I like bats much better than bureaucrats. I live in the Managerial Age, in a world of ´Admin´. The greatest evil is not now done in those sordid ´dens of crime´ that Dickens loved to paint. It is not even done in concentration camps and labour camps. In those we see its final result. But it is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fine fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice.´ - C.S. Lewis May 18, 1960
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kgcreative Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002  Professional General Artist
This has got to be one of the funniest pieces I have seen in a while.
Oh, yeah, this was a really really really really really really really really nice piece (enough sucking up???, no??)... ok. Did I mention this was really nice??? umm... wanna see my boobies?... wait.. I'm a guy... that won't work... ummm... Cookie :D (Big Grin) :) (Smile) ;) (Wink) ... and the shoutbox... don't forget the shoutbox... :D (Big Grin)

*adds to faves* hehe
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~ArtRaven
Curiosity was Framed.
Ignorance Killed the Cat.
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olya Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002  Hobbyist Photographer
i haven't laughed this well in a long time. this is AWESOME.
i really hope people will see the narrow line between truth and humor ;) (Wink)

oh. and + fav.

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always remember that life is a cCookie Cookie kie
· http://www.fourbysix.com · · · · · [4x6] · · · ·
· http://www.kwanstudios.com · · [kwan studios] ·
· http://olya.putergod.net · · · [personal] · · ·
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illuzion Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2002
:) (Smile)
only one comment... looks like you didn't follow your own rules :P (Razz)
you could at least have make the html background blue you know.
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